Not That Funny

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

10-roses:

thedancinggallifreyan:

littlelionheartedqueen:

if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it

MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS

maybe the TARDIS is a metaphor for the universe

(via egg-rolls)

rhapsody-tardisblue:

kanayas-quivering-member:

nerdocity:

I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.

Dear chris,

I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.

This was a mild inconvenience.

So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour. 
So i put it to you Chris.

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.

In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.

My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.

The choice is your Chris…

Stay locked out.

or drink it all.

HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???

excellent.

(Source: doctorbatcakes, via lilylovesturtles)

kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees,…

221butts:

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

fun fact: in the uk you can contact the police by text, but you have to register your phone first (details of how to do so can be found here)

(via bootslots)

motivationintohabit:

christianborles:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

FITCH PLEASE

And I thought my love for her couldn’t get any bigger.

(via egg-rolls)

cancerously:

chatwithjack:

thelumpster:

(( I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD ))

I’M CHOKING AND I HAVE TO BE QUIET BECAUSE MT DAD IS ALSEEP BUT OH MHY GOFS

(via bootslots)

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

(via dalekpillowfight)

silencewillfall:

pizza:

egberts:

silencewillfall:

i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be

(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you

well well well we meet again

this is the best day of my life

(via dalekpillowfight)

how-ood:

#That’s it #That’s the show

(Source: thesarahjanesmith, via myfandomsarebetterthanyours)

celebritieseyes:

Jensen Ackles’s Eyes.

(via dalekpillowfight)

toomanyfandomsforoneurl:

songofages:

dulcedoom:

iamthewalrus-creep:

nerdypartyman:

Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything.

WHAT IS THIS

One does not simply find the original gif 

dot

dot

dot

(via an-excess-of-tennant)

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago  he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you where wondering this is the image 

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

(via myfandomsarebetterthanyours)

erroetcresco:

prince-rylie:

wtf-fun-factss:

Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray

WTF FUN FACTS HOME  /  See MORE TAGGED/ weird FACTS 

YOOOOOOO

THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 

holy shit

this seems like the most useful thing ever, forget clothing. Watch the video. 

(via laugh-until-you-drop)

(Source: usesforatombakerscarf, via theangelictennant)

(Source: gotglitterinmyguts)