Posted 5 days ago

whorville:

Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

Posted 5 days ago

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

Posted 5 days ago

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

(Source: likeafieldmouse)

Posted 1 week ago

ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

Posted 1 week ago

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago




You cannot ask him to wait forever.

You cannot ask him to wait forever.

(Source: alishenciya)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

scoobypup:

colognecerrone:

How is she SO FUCKING PRETTY JESUS

literally Wonder Woman

(Source: logotv)

Posted 1 week ago

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

image

but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

Posted 1 week ago

kaptain-kandy:

perks-of-being-chinese:

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

day-chanel

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

ethanwykes:

gutsmanschoiceass:

necrophilofthefuture:

did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993

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(Source: necrophilofthefuture)

Posted 1 week ago

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

Posted 1 week ago

nickey79:

sizvideos:

Video

You are not born with hate and this here proves that

Too sweet